Seattle Jumpster Partay!
I’ve been on tour in America and the UK for a while with my Uncle who also writes songs. I locked myself out of my own website and was too lazy and confused to fix it. But now i have! I am officially back into it.
Today i’m in Seattle.
I just got pushed on the street by a crack dealer for walking too slowly. I was wearing a hipster douche jumper ( Jumpster?) so he also called me a ‘faggot’. Then i had a terrible coffee. I usually couldn’t care less about coffee it’s not something i whinge about often. But this one tasted like burnt asphalt and bile. Urghh .
So Seattle is ruling right now
Time to get some Heroin and listen to some Grunge i think.
What an odd word.
here is some German Heroin i found on the net
and here is the ‘Grunge’
But seriously folks i don’t really want any Heroin i’m just stereotyping the city .
I actually feel like some Ginger Nectar from Byron Bay as it makes me feel healthier and you don’t die as much from it
I think Jumpster is a cool word i just invented it!